| 1 | Normalize It! | 0:02 |
| 2 | My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass | 0:05 |
| 3 | Old People Are Gay | 0:07 |
| 4 | I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health | 0:09 |
| 5 | Computers Are Stupid | 0:01 |
| 6 | Build That Wall | 0:09 |
| 7 | Where's My Apology? | 0:06 |
| 8 | It's My Hat Now! | 0:09 |
| 9 | The President Of Australia Is Gay | 0:02 |
| 10 | What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners? | 0:07 |
| 11 | It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions | 0:04 |
| 12 | The Trump Rule | 0:11 |
| 13 | Poll Watcher | 0:11 |
| 14 | Make America Great Again | 0:03 |
| 15 | I Demand An Apology! | 0:03 |
| 16 | Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust | 0:13 |
| 17 | Checks / Balances / Gay | 0:13 |
| 18 | Biblically Qualified | 0:16 |
| 19 | Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists | 0:06 |
| 20 | Make America Say Merry Christmas Again! | 0:03 |
| 21 | The ACLU Is Gay! | 0:02 |
| 22 | The Old State Department Library | 0:05 |
| 23 | Changing Diapers Is Gay | 0:03 |
| 24 | Sick People Are Gay | 0:11 |
| 25 | 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally | 0:04 |
| 26 | Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax | 0:03 |
| 27 | Ted Nugent Is Cool | 0:03 |
| 28 | I Only Like The Prequals | 0:09 |
| 29 | Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever | 0:03 |
| 30 | Grab Em By The Pussy | 0:08 |
| 31 | Human Checkers | 0:01 |
| 32 | Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough | 0:11 |
| 33 | Stay In Your Pens | 0:05 |
| 34 | Take His Coat | 0:07 |
| 35 | Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer | 0:05 |
| 36 | I Alone Can Fix It | 0:06 |
| 37 | Jingle Pence | 0:01 |
| 38 | Melanie (A Love Song) | 0:04 |
| 39 | Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year? | 0:04 |
| 40 | Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families | 0:09 |
| 41 | Can You Believe It? | 0:08 |
| 42 | See Sex Tape | 0:09 |
| 43 | Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3 | 0:07 |
| 44 | Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well | 0:19 |
| 45 | Race Detector | 0:17 |
| 46 | Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat? | 0:09 |
| 47 | Last Night In Sweden | 0:03 |
| 48 | Riot Receipt | 0:04 |
| 49 | Nobody Respects Women More Than Me | 0:02 |
| 50 | Victory Lap | 0:06 |
| 51 | Where's My Parade? | 0:04 |
| 52 | The Hand Shake | 0:02 |
| 53 | A Soft Sensuality | 0:07 |
| 54 | For All My Friends!!! | 0:11 |
| 55 | Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order) | 0:09 |
| 56 | Working Wives | 0:09 |
| 57 | Renewable Resourses Are Gay | 0:02 |
| 58 | There's My African American! | 0:13 |
| 59 | "Experts" | 0:02 |
| 60 | Can A Brother Get An RT? | 0:07 |
| 61 | Faith Initiative | 0:16 |
| 62 | You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit | 0:03 |
| 63 | Unpresidented | 0:01 |
| 64 | Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents | 0:09 |
| 65 | Dave Mustaine Is Cool | 0:03 |
| 66 | Mammograms Are Gay | 0:03 |
| 67 | The Jobs You'll Get | 0:08 |
| 68 | Christian Discount | 0:06 |
| 69 | Potty Law! | 0:10 |
| 70 | Asking For It? | 0:04 |
| 71 | Rational Discourse Is Gay | 0:02 |
| 72 | Tic Tacs And Mistletoe | 0:10 |
| 73 | PTSD Is Gay | 0:04 |
| 74 | Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs | 0:30 |
| 75 | Mexican Judges Don't Count | 0:02 |
| 76 | Autocorrect Is Gay | 0:04 |
| 77 | That Makes Me Smart! | 0:03 |
| 78 | Nasty Woman | 0:04 |
| 79 | The Fat Picture | 0:09 |
| 80 | If It's Alright With Putin | 0:07 |
| 81 | Baby, It's Cold Outside | 0:01 |
| 82 | I'm Like A Smart Person | 0:07 |
| 83 | The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing! | 0:20 |
| 84 | Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize | 0:10 |
| 85 | My Cabinate Is Nuanced As Shit | 0:07 |
| 86 | Alex Jones Is Smart | 0:05 |
| 87 | A Widow's Applause (Delicious) | 0:23 |
| 88 | Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl | 0:07 |
| 89 | The Bible Is My Favorite Book | 0:03 |
| 90 | Flip Your Panties | 0:03 |
| 91 | Let's See Some I.D. | 0:09 |
| 92 | If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant? | 0:03 |
| 93 | Journalism Is Gay | 0:06 |
| 94 | Nuclear Football Photo-Op | 0:09 |
| 95 | It's Just Business | 0:13 |
| 96 | I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured | 0:06 |
| 97 | Breast Feeding Is Gay | 0:05 |
| 98 | Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips | 0:04 |
| 99 | I'd Date My Daughter | 0:06 |
| 100 | Carol Of The Pence | 0:13 |
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