| 1 | Would you say this music warrants the manufacture of a polyvinyl chloride disc? | 1:06 |
| 2 | Biocentric bigorty | 2:02 |
| 3 | What if you just got rid of your records and stereo equipment? | 1:02 |
| 4 | If you bike gets stolen, it's probably worth putting up a sign offering a reward at the scene of the crime. I actually got my bike back that way. | 1:33 |
| 5 | How do you think the last human will die? | 7:01 |
| 6 | If you want to hear some definite pitches, I'm sure you could make some yourself pretty easily. | 4:36 |
| 7 | Have you ever considered taking a break from listening to music for a while? | 0:51 |
| 8 | Everything / Everything / Everything | 1:09 |
| 9 | Born atop a Hubbert curve | 9:55 |
| 10 | If I expressed enthusiasm for your cause which would help to proliferate industrial civilization, I was just being polite. | 8:34 |
| 11 | All that stuff is pretty cumbersome when you're trying to seriously drop out. | 0:41 |
| 12 | BIKE STOLEN from this bus stop. Brown Trek 520. Worth more to me than it is to you. REWARD Please call 314-0153 | 3:47 |
| 13 | I'll call you when I get creamed by a motorist. | 2:03 |
| 14 | If you're wondering what to do with your life, woody agriculture, primitive skills, and draft farming all seem pretty promising. Also, it's not too hard to get EMT certification, and then you could possibly save someone's life in an emergency. | 2:23 |
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