| 1 | Life Is Unfair | 2:32 |
| 2 | God, Fuck America | 4:19 |
| 3 | Mad World | 2:34 |
| 4 | Quick Sand | 2:24 |
| 5 | The Day I Beat Yao MingProducer – All These Fingers | 1:52 |
| 6 | Dirtbag Baby (Teenage Angst Still Hasn't Paid Off Yet) | 2:54 |
| 7 | Can't Wait To Die | 3:36 |
| 8 | High School Hero | 2:37 |
| 9 | Working For The Weak EndProducer – ialive | 2:50 |
| 10 | Donald Trump Sucks Cocks In Hell | 1:37 |
| 11 | I'm Goo Goo Ga Ga Over You | 2:54 |
| 12 | The Shape Of Death To Come | 0:50 |
| 13 | Take My CD | 3:04 |
| 14 | The Prince Of Kalamazoo | 2:19 |
| 15 | Doctor Giggles Eats Rubber Pickles | 6:25 |
Limited edition of 100 professionally-duplicated cassettes with red shells and white labels in paper sheaths; includes numbered insert with track list.