| 1 | Perrier JunkieFeaturing, Written-By – Alice Playten | 2:22 |
| 2 | SteakFeaturing – Michael Simmons , Tia BrelisWritten-By – Lynn Goldsmith, Marc Rubin | 1:04 |
| 3 | FartmanFeaturing – Rodger Bumpass | 1:03 |
| 4 | What Turns Women OnFeaturing – Michael Simmons , Tia Brelis | 3:26 |
| 5 | What About Reupholsterers?Featuring, Bass – David C. GrossFeaturing, Drums – Michael FinkelsteinFeaturing, Guitar – Don SarlinFeaturing, Vocals, Written-By – Tony ScheurenWritten-By – Ted Mann | 2:12 |
| 6 | What Were You Expecting - Rock 'N' Roll?Featuring, Bass – Hugh McDonaldFeaturing, Drums – Barry LazarowitzFeaturing, Guitar – Steve BurghFeaturing, Keyboards – Bruce FosterFeaturing, Saxophone – Curtis Fields Featuring, Steel Guitar [Pedal] – Harvey ShapiroFeaturing, Vocals – Michael Simmons Written-By – Sean Kelly , Steve Goodman | 3:42 |
| 7 | What Is God?Featuring – Rodger Bumpass | 3:53 |
| 8 | Christopher StreetFeaturing – Gary Goodrow, Rhonda Coullet, Rodger Bumpass, Tony ScheurenFeaturing, Vocals – Rory Dodd | 4:49 |
| 9 | Nude Figure ModelFeaturing – Tia Brelis | 0:30 |
| 10 | Robert Caucasian Vs. SquabFeaturing – Gary Goodrow, James Widdoes, Rodger Bumpass | 1:57 |
| 11 | Couple At The DoorFeaturing – Michael Simmons , Tia BrelisWritten-By – Lynn Goldsmith, Marc Rubin | 0:53 |
| 12 | DiscolepticFeaturing, Bass – Carol ColemanFeaturing, Drums – Yogi HortonFeaturing, Keyboards – Paul Jacobs Featuring, Vocals, Guitar, Written-By – Tony Scheuren | 2:47 |
| 13 | Gay AllianceFeaturing – Chevy Chase, Christopher Guest, John Belushi, Steve Collins | 6:06 |
| 14 | California Hot TubFeaturing – Shelley Barre | 1:02 |
| 15 | Shakespeare Knock KnocksFeaturing – Gary Goodrow, James Widdoes, Rodger Bumpass, Shelley Barre, Tony Scheuren | 2:09 |
| 16 | At The BarFeaturing – Michael Simmons , Rodger Bumpass, Tia Brelis | 0:40 |
| 17 | The Sounds Of Physical LoveFeaturing – Shelley Barre, Tony Scheuren | 1:46 |