| 1 | Human Bidet Part 1Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:19 |
| 2 | The GrindViolin – Charlie Burnham, Joan WasserWritten-By – Steven Bernstein | 5:16 |
| 3 | Not BoweevilChoir – The Sex Mob Children's ChoirVocals [Choir] – Arabella Zarember, Emily Cea, Max Cea, Olive Bernstein, Pearl Zarember, Rex BernsteinWritten-By – Steven Bernstein | 4:13 |
| 4 | The MoochViolin – Joan WasserViolin [Solo] – Charlie BurnhamWritten-By – Duke Ellington, Irving Mills | 4:36 |
| 5 | Crazy Beat/Don't Be CruelWritten By – Wollesen/Scherr/Krauss/BernsteinWritten-By – Presley, Blackwell | 3:03 |
| 6 | FernandoViolin – Charlie Burnham, Joan WasserWritten-By – Björn Ulvaeus & Benny Andersson | 7:01 |
| 7 | Human Bidet Part 2Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:16 |
| 8 | Rear ViewWritten-By – Steven Bernstein | 3:11 |
| 9 | For What It's WorthCello – Julia KentCello [Solo] – Jane ScarpantoniWritten-By – Stephen Stills | 8:25 |
| 10 | RippleCello – Jane Scarpantoni, Julia KentWritten-By – Jerry Garcia, Robert Hunter | 2:57 |
| 11 | Human Bidet Part 3Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:23 |
| 12 | Solid SenderTurntables – DJ LogicWritten-By – Steven Bernstein | 4:56 |
| 13 | Ruby TuesdayTurntables – DJ LogicWritten-By – Keith Richards, Michael Phillip Jagger | 4:16 |
| 14 | Please, Please, PleaseCello – Jane Scarpantoni, Julia KentCello [Solo A La Mort Douce] – Michelle KinneyViolin – Joan WasserWritten-By – James Brown | 4:14 |
| 15 | Human Bidet Part 6Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:19 |
| 16 | Human Bidet Part 5Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:32 |
| 17 | Billy PrestonViolin – Charlie Burnham, Joan WasserWritten-By – Steven Bernstein | 4:05 |
| 18 | Human Bidet Part 4Written-By – Steven Bernstein | 0:34 |
| 19 | About A GirlViolin – Charlie BurnhamViolin [Solo] – Joan WasserWritten-By – Kurt Cobain | 4:08 |
Recorded July 11, 12, August 4 1999 at Good & Evil Studios, Brooklyn, NY.
Mixed August-September at Good & Evil Studios.
Mastered at Turtle Tone Studios, NYC.
From Liner Notes:
"Dedicated to 3 souls: Phil Hardymon, Thomas Chapin, Lester Bowie - thank you".