| 1 | Repetitive Brain Trauma & Other Fun Things To Do When You’re In Your Twenties | 1:10 |
| 2 | Are You Overweight Because You’re Into Doom Metal Or Are You Into Doom Metal Because You’re Overweight? | 2:29 |
| 3 | Learning To Understand The Difference Between Sexual Abuse And Sexual Ab Use | 2:54 |
| 4 | Please Get A Hobby That Doesn’t Interfere With My Ability To Effectively Run Errands On Saturday | 1:49 |
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