| 1 | And Now ".....!", Part Two | 0:54 |
| 2 | Neddie Seagoon, Reporting For Duty, Sir! | 1:59 |
| 3 | Meet The Man Who Never Was | 1:43 |
| 4 | The Lounge Of The East Acton Labour Exchange | 3:23 |
| 5 | Cynical Listeners May Question The Possibility Of Sailing A Battleship On Sand | 2:25 |
| 6 | Here Is A Special Bulletin | 1:46 |
| 7 | Good Morning, Here Is The News | 1:30 |
| 8 | This Is The BBC Home Service | 1:13 |
| 9 | Yes, Dear Listeners - Without Knowing It | 3:56 |
| 10 | And So, While Eccles Sets Fire To Nearby Craven Hotel | 3:55 |
| 11 | The Case Of The Missing CD Plates |
| 12 | Seagoon Flung The Interloper Aside With A Muttered Oath | 2:37 |
| 13 | And So I Arrived In Titikaka With My Bagpipes Bent On Revenge | 4:40 |
| 14 | Makin' WhoopeeConductor – Wally StottHarmonica – Max Geldray | 2:40 |
| 15 | Beep BeepBand – The Ray Ellington QuartetVocals – Ray Ellington | 2:22 |
| 16 | Dear Listener, I Realised I Had Them | 0:43 |
| 17 | Meantime, Midnight On A Lonely Anti-Aircraft Site In Epping Forest | 3:08 |
| 18 | Gentlemen, I Think We're Wasting Time | 3:08 |
| 19 | I Finally Extricated Myself From Under The Piano | 2:54 |
| 20 | This Is The BBC Light Programme | 1:46 |
| 21 | And So I Volunteered To Become A Civilian | 2:07 |
| 22 | Lost In The JungleBand – The Ray Ellington QuartetVocals – Ray Ellington | 3:05 |
| 23 | Will You Still Be Mine?Band – The Ray Ellington QuartetVocals – Ray Ellington | 2:41 |
| 24 | The Case Of Seagoon Versus The Titikakan Embassy | 1:16 |
| 25 | The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis, Part Four | 2:12 |
| 26 | The Man Who Never Was |
| 27 | The Increasingly Sordid Affair At Burami Oasis | 2:47 |
| 28 | CloudburstBand – The Ray Ellington QuartetVocals – Ray Ellington | 2:28 |
| 29 | Get Those Horse Flies Out Of Here | 3:34 |
| 30 | Yes, Now We've Taken Great Care | 2:00 |
| 31 | That Night, The HMS Thespus | 1:51 |
| 32 | Your Name Neddie Seagoon? | 1:24 |
| 33 | On The Western Front, Seagoon Prayed For The Germans To Win | 1:03 |
| 34 | And So Here I Was, Freshly Run Over | 1:10 |
| 35 | The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis |
| 36 | World War I |
| 37 | Yes, It Was Action At Last | 1:44 |
| 38 | When You're SmilingConductor – Wally StottHarmonica – Max Geldray | 2:26 |
| 39 | All Through The Night, And This Is Where The Story Really Starts | 1:35 |
| 40 | And Now We Have Great Pleasure In Returning You To The Goon Show | 2:26 |
| 41 | Sometimes I'm HappyConductor – Wally StottHarmonica – Max Geldray | 2:17 |
| 42 | The Lady Is A TrampConductor – Wally StottHarmonica – Max Geldray | 2:49 |
| 43 | Drawers Cellular One, Shirts Angora Two, Tins Mess One | 1:34 |
| 44 | Soon I Was At The Gates Of Woolwich Arsenal | 0:53 |
| 45 | That Night, By The Light Of The Araby-Type Moon | 3:41 |
| 46 | 1917 - England Was At War | 1:30 |
| 47 | Once Afloat In The Oasis, The Battleship Dropped Anchor | 2:06 |
| 48 | Chapter Ten: It Is Midnight | 3:20 |
| 49 | Someone Knocking On The Door With A Duck | 3:09 |
| 50 | It Was That Very Night That I, Captain Seagoon | 1:10 |
| 51 | And So The Woolwich Arsenal Set About Building | 1:48 |
| 52 | One Morning In The Year Needle Nardle Noo | 3:24 |
| 53 | And Now, On The Faded Document I See | 2:56 |
| 54 | This Is The BBC Home Service | 0:51 |
| 55 | The Case Of The Missing CD Plates, Part The Two | 2:37 |
| 56 | Dear Listeners, With Bloodnok On His Way To The Old Bailey | 1:15 |
| 57 | In Anticipation Of His Arrival | 1:17 |